Your budgie smugglers stole my heart, a tidal wave of chemistry set us apart.
Boy, I almost drowned in you, every word, every touch I’d surrender to.
I dived into your ocean without seeing the swell, it wasn’t long before I realised I was surfing straight to hell.
Baby, you’re the storm that eroded my mind, I hate what I’ve become with you and so, I leave you behind.
Let the seagulls who rule your world flock and feast, for they already know your inner beast.
You can pretend and build sandcastles all day long, but baby they will crumble – unless your need is strong.
Boy, this is the part that has me pumped, like waves on the beach – you are dumped!
Be who you are and do not apologise, because unless there’s respect a table for two is no prize.
Hold onto no-one who doesn’t honor your beauty, kindness and authenticity.
Choose who you give your power to, or you will learn a lesson..
I love you my Jollyoddbods.